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by Bardawill
Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:09 am
Forum: the Winterwind Papers
Topic: Issue 13 - Body Fascism and Biocracy
Replies: 17
Views: 5645

Ditto - I'd like to see more submissions from this guy too.
Very good article.

Will look for the Ripper Code.
by Bardawill
Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:56 pm
Forum: Winterwind Announcements & Feedback
Topic: Website/forum activity
Replies: 110
Views: 30198

If I didn't think most of you would enjoy it, I'd administer some suitably bad punishment, like cyber-spankings! . . . . But I've been really really BAD... I deserve to be cyber spanked. Thoroughly. By Johnny Depp And Robert |Downy Jr. . . and by most of the male cast of the Lord of the Rings.... /...
by Bardawill
Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Two gone today...
Replies: 21
Views: 3634

Gonna miss Farah.
I loved CA as a kid. I still remember the episode she skateboarded during an entire chase scene to divert the bad guys.

That was effing coolo in the 70's.
:D

As for Jacko... Michael died a LONG time ago.
by Bardawill
Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:47 pm
Forum: the Winterwind Papers
Topic: Issue 13 - Impotent Rage
Replies: 20
Views: 6069

Being patronised by door to door salesmen who, when they can't sell me their substandard crap service, ask to talk to my husband.
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That's a knee straight to the groin, lemme tell ya.
by Bardawill
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Sleeping with your wife makes you stupid(er)
Replies: 5
Views: 1117

Mr Dalek: Night dear. Mrs. Dalek: Did you put out the cat? Mr. Dalek: Yes, dear Mrs. Dalek: And the dust bin? Mr. Dalek: Yes, dear. Mrs. dalek: don't forget you have the appointment for a tune up tomorrow. Mr DaleK: Shan't forget, dear. Mrs Dalek: Mrs. Cyberman from down the lane says it's complete ...
by Bardawill
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ye Olde Inking Man's Pub - All welcome.
Replies: 29
Views: 5500

South Park Jesus wrote:gimmie whiskey and tell me where the hookers are
The bartender has the whiskey, dear, but if you want the nice old ladies who make the rugs, they live next door.
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what a strange person.
by Bardawill
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:39 pm
Forum: the Winterwind Papers
Topic: Issue 12 - The Cybermen vs The Daleks
Replies: 19
Views: 16904

It was very fun. My evil twisted brain is starting to envision all sorts of rude and nasty things one can do with Dr. Who toys.

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hee hee hee!!
by Bardawill
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The secret of Navel Lint revealed!
Replies: 4
Views: 1470

I'm still waiting for the study that proves that single socks are sucked into an alternate universe and transformed into wire hangers.

I don't get fluff in my navel.
Am I a mutant?
by Bardawill
Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: We euthanise animals... why not people?
Replies: 10
Views: 1550

Re: We euthanise animals... why not people?

Were I to ever be in such a situation and didn't have a living will specifying "Do not resuscitate or keep on life support" I'd hope that my loved ones would either smother me with a pillow or pull the plug as it were than leave me hooked to a machine, fed through a tube and reliant on the hospital...
by Bardawill
Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: We euthanise animals... why not people?
Replies: 10
Views: 1550

Josan wrote:Guess the sex topic was much more appealing. That hit four pages. This hasn't even hit four replies.

Maybe we should add some sex here. Necrophilia anyone?
Surely, you aren't in dead Earnest?
by Bardawill
Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Those Pack Rat Tendencies...
Replies: 10
Views: 2431

Re: Those Pack Rat Tendencies...

Used to be awful about hoarding things. Clothes that didn't fit. Books and Magazines. papers... Donate clothes and good stuff I can't be bothered to put in a garage sale 2x a year to good will. Trade in books several times per year for new stuff I want to read And bought a damn shedder. Used to hold...
by Bardawill
Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Those Pack Rat Tendencies...
Replies: 10
Views: 2431

Re: Those Pack Rat Tendencies...

You can lead a hoard to water, but you can't make them drink.

wait...
no.

That's not right...
by Bardawill
Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Robot Chicken - Anyone watch it besides me?
Replies: 6
Views: 1503

Re: Robot Chicken - Anyone watch it besides me?

I love this show with a passion.

It's sick and twisted and awful and damn funny.

:twisted:
by Bardawill
Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I need a vacation
Replies: 12
Views: 2244

At a coffee shop I go to frequently, a couple people recently have encouraged me to start playing music again, to start going to a pub where a lot of different genre artists gather but... . London Music Club on Colbourne. Thursday nights Jam sessions. Get your ass there. No admission fee, just drin...
by Bardawill
Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:19 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your sexual fantasies - how far would you go?
Replies: 74
Views: 8772

The only real sexual fantasy I've ever had is being on the submissive end of a succubus. I've had dreams/nightmares regarding such and I've always been horrified yet stimulated by it. I'll have to give this question quite a bit more consideration of real life implementaion. Oh dear... I actually wr...