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by Noober
Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

You suck!

I'm reconsidering sending you my picture. I'm afraid you'll die when you see how far from perfect you really are.

Fish was laughing when he slapped that face on your head!
by Noober
Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Perverting Nursey Rhymes & Kid's Songs
Replies: 10
Views: 1581

Bwaha!
by Noober
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Perverting Nursey Rhymes & Kid's Songs
Replies: 10
Views: 1581

HA! Not the perfect ending, but what the hee.

A-humping we will go,
A-humping we will go,
Up in the derriére
A-humping we will go!

A-humping we will go,
A-humping we will go,
I'm huge as an oxe
i'll stick it in your box
And then i'll make you blow!
by Noober
Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Perverting Nursey Rhymes & Kid's Songs
Replies: 10
Views: 1581

You took the easiest one. I don't know any nursery rhymes, and most certainly not in englishj
by Noober
Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Perverting Nursey Rhymes & Kid's Songs
Replies: 10
Views: 1581

:look:
by Noober
Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Top Posters as of July 31, 2006
Replies: 26
Views: 2952

Everybody needs a piece of brown sugar once in a while. You just have to be man enough to take it.
by Noober
Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

You must have me mistaken with Martin Short. I guess you're bigger, smarter, stronger, tougher, better looking and a better lover than him, but you're nowhere near me.

I am the alpha male. I am all that is man.

EDIT: bee-otch!
by Noober
Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

I'm a big man, no matter where i am.

I'm the Collossus, baby, you're Winnie the Pooh.

You have goaded me once too many.

I may be forced to submit my picture later today, for the sole purpose of proving my god-like beauty.
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

Terribly sorry. I was under the impression that you had no balls.
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

Me, i hit my sexual prime when i was 12. I was hittin' right 'n left, baby!

And face it, old man.

My hairy ballsack is attractive compared to the wrinkled abomination you call a face.

Whoop-de-whoop!
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

I'm so good looking, i've turned men gay.

You're an old fart!
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

After seeing a picture of me, you'll be wanting to shake that ass. Show me what you're working with.
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: You search woman for friend?
Replies: 11
Views: 3150

The only solution if you want cyber sex with no strings attached.
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: New Gallery is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 5721

I'm afraid my delicate features would only damage your self-esteem.
by Noober
Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:19 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: T minus 24 days and counting...
Replies: 15
Views: 3352

I got huge just after i quit smoking. By last christmas i weighed 95kg. I started jogging and so on to compensate, so now i'm down to 82kg. Hooah!

Anyways, you'll feel a lot better if you quit permanently!