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by Noober
Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What else is new?
Replies: 51
Views: 3286

Try saying "rød grød med fløde" anyone currently not a dane, would find it quite impossible. The "R" is pronounced in a manner resulting in something resembling the last gurgle of a dying man, or hunchback whale for that matter. The "Ø" is much like the "eu" in Le Beuff. And the "D" is a sickly soun...
by Noober
Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Crazy Sheep men
Replies: 7
Views: 4065

Of course, the abrupt stop of that particular line of heritage wouldn't be the only good news surrounding these events.. Indeed, one would think this was a publicity stunt by betting company/website... "Betting with us, ensures a fertile future! AND you keep your nuggets..."
by Noober
Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What else is new?
Replies: 51
Views: 3286

The danishness of such things is irrelevant. The onlu lasting fact of these matters is, that russian is the language of the.. people.. who.. can make many sounds with their toungs! And danish is the opposite. Try saying red porrage with cream in danish! The true test of tongue immobility!
by Noober
Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Goal keeper killed after defeat
Replies: 3
Views: 807

jah.. isn't the first time a footballer is killed for bad results.. What was that Columbians name? Made a major miss in the world championship and got shot a few weeks after in a bar... Lots of seriously deranged people out there.
by Noober
Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Unemployment (the German way)
Replies: 15
Views: 1934

Yes of course. Never argued against that fact; maybe my comment belongs in another forum. Still think the fact that an employment agency can say "be in a Rocco movie or else..." without any reprecussions seems incredible.. Imagine if you were in Germany, good-looking, straight and between jobs, and ...
by Noober
Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Crazy Sheep men
Replies: 7
Views: 4065

Talk about extreme make-overs... Maybe one of the reasons Europeans have a bad reputation in sports?
by Noober
Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Unemployment (the German way)
Replies: 15
Views: 1934

On the moral side of things... prostitution shouldn't be any more immoral than the making of pornographic movies and such. The only difference between these two, is the fact that when making porn, a camera is present. Why some contries deem one legal and the other an outrage is beyond my understandi...
by Noober
Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Craziest thing you ever did??
Replies: 13
Views: 2043

I once tried to follow a manual on "how to be annoying when ordering pizza"... maybe not the crazyest thing ever, but fun beyond all boundaries was the result.. Especially seeing the pizza deliveryguys facial expression, when asked: "Can i keep the whole thing?" followed by a sigh of relief..
by Noober
Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Unemployment (the German way)
Replies: 15
Views: 1934

Governmental rape? Seems a wee bit deranged to me; an employment office forcing a person to have sex... spooky
by Noober
Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:47 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fear the coming of Noober!
Replies: 10
Views: 1299

And all shall bow down in awe, because of the sheer Nooberosity of the Noober! And the Noober of Awesomosity shall welcome the stones his adversaries thrust at him with open arms and a snicker! Always had an affinity for rocks actually. maybe it's the shape...
by Noober
Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fear the coming of Noober!
Replies: 10
Views: 1299

Fear the coming of Noober!

Heya.... a friend of mine (CatBoris) told me about this place, so i thought i'd check it out.
I'm a first time forum participant (hello Noober(!)) and i could think of no more appropriate a place to start, than "Greetings".

So.. Greetings..!

hmm...