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Snookems wrote:
I don't think that I've ever Heard the Muppet Show Theme.



What?!
*staggers and clutches at heart*
You've never watched The Muppet Show??
Choyrt!! You've got some work to do!
*ahem*
"The Muppet Show" Opening Theme
(The Muppet Show orchestra starts playing, with Zoot's distinctive note from sax)
Female Muppets:
It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Male Muppets:
It's time to put on makeup!
It's time to dress up right!
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight!
Waldorf:
Why do we always come here?
Statler:
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf:
It's like a kind of torture...
Both:
To have to watch the show!
(Brief Interlude - from Animal and Muppet Orchestra)
Muppets:
And now let's get things started...
Muppet Audience:
Why don't you get things started?!
Kermit:
It's time to get things started...
Muppets:
...on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational...
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows, or attempts to blow his trumpet. Usually failing)
There are worlds out there where the sky is burning. And the sea's asleep and the rivers dream … People made of smoke and cities made of song … Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold!
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