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Stomping up the stairs, didn't get away in time.

Post by UnholyAvenger » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:51 am

My neighbour's apartment is adjacent to the stairs coming down into the building, by the main street of downtown. He hears it in his house. One time I stomped too loud and he bursted out and told me to keep it down. So today, I thumped a whole lot as I ran outside, but then a lady with a bike was coming in. I had to hold the door for her. I didn't escape in time. He saw me run away to my mom's van. I went to see Anchorman with her. Very funny movie by the way. He came over to my house after I got back and slapped me in the head and yelled at me. Evidentally I woke up a pregnant woman who's sleeping in his closet. And this is the truth. He made me apologise. I feel so ashamed now. I'm so stupid. What was I thinking?
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Post by Ruathavril » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:18 am

What has the world come to? A man hides a pregnant woman in a closet and then complains when his neighbour makes a little too much noise. He slaps his neighbour and then makes his neighbour apologize while it should be him who apologizes for not informing his neighbour of the pregnant woman. What is he planning with her anyway?
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Post by UnholyAvenger » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:39 am

Well, she has her boyfriend in there with her. It was me who suggested they sleep in the closet, instead of the couch. The closet is very big.
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Post by Ruathavril » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:56 am

Are you sure your neighbour is not a psychopath hiding away a potential victim? :razz:

He seems aggressive enough :shock:
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Post by Zero˚ » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:47 pm

i wish my neighbours were that interesting, i've got old people on both sides.........
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Post by UnholyAvenger » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:20 pm

I always make a point to meet the neighbours. Aside from making new friends, you can get THINGS, usually. The girl to the right of me gave me a dresser, and she has a lot of DVDs which I borrow all the time, and my neighbour by the front hooked me up with free internet, and the guy below my apartment gives me free marijuana all the time. It is really beneficial to meet your neighbours.
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Post by Krazikatt » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:27 pm

lol

My neighbor came by looking for a hole punch the other day :)

But in my last complex my neighbor gave me one of those heavy duty mixers for the kitchen... the kind that professional bakers use. That was kinda cool cause I grew up using one of those :D

When I was in college all of my neighbors were the same age, so we all were really only good for beer and CD's and such.
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Post by UnholyAvenger » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:43 am

Everyone I talk to in this building is my age. The people I don't talk to.... well, let's just say this building is ghetto to the max. There is a crack-addicted fellow upstairs who sells meat to people in the building. I assume he steals it from the grocery store. I was going to call Crime Stoppers on him and get some money, but then I felt bad for him. Poor guy. Stealing meat is probably all he has.

There is an older lady (older than me) that lives here, who bursted in my apartment when I had first moved and thrusted vodka and marijuana in my face and demanded I party with her. She reminded me of a cat in heat. After I refused her invitation to go to her apartment I haven't seen her since.

And there is a man who owes my mom a ton of money who lives on the very top floor. He stops by and tries to buy my room-mate's nunchuks all the time. I think my mom delivered him a court order or somesuch today.

I am moving out of this awful building in a month or so. I will miss random people coming in my apartment and stealing my food, toilet paper, and rolling papers, though.
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Post by Krazikatt » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:28 pm

lol... oh man... that IS a crazy apt. :)
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Post by MERLANCE » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:50 pm

It could be a TV show.

When you move out, play "Movin on Up".

And do something nice for everyone before you go. By nice I mean wonderfully wicked :twisted:. I dont know, go around a steal everyones drugs, then I dont know, give them to the police.... Dont worry, they wont report them stolen. Muhuhahahaha! :twisted:

Then again, people have done things in the past... Like prostitutes trying to get the cops to help them collect money they are owed, or people reporting their drugs stolen.

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Post by ImOnWagner » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:39 pm

my neighbor weighs more than a pound
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Post by Krazikatt » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:28 am

:?:
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Post by Matthew Flippen » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:32 am

What, Warfire?

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Post by UnholyAvenger » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:30 am

I think I'm going to move in with my dad and work on a farm. Get my life together, that sort of thing.

As for you War Fire, you aren't cool like me. I have a Game Boy now. Nothing can stop me.
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Post by MERLANCE » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:43 am

Hakuri wrote:I think I'm going to move in with my dad and work on a farm. Get my life together, that sort of thing.

As for you War Fire, you aren't cool like me. I have a Game Boy now. Nothing can stop me.

Game Boy, game Boy Color, or Game Boy Advance?

Whats wrong with your life that youd move in with your dad? Is your mom... difficult or something? Is she also moving?

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