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Batman crashes birthday party, eats cake, then leaves.

Post by apoxuponme » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:36 pm

(From the Chicago Sun Times)
A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.

The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.

When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.

Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.

"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.

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Post by Phosphor » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:45 pm

That's so awesome.
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Post by Thor » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:51 pm

Batman Drives a 1988 Red Cadillac?
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Post by Joseph » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:33 pm

That is awesome. Except the '98 Caddy.

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Post by MERLANCE » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:11 am

I wish people would come to my birthday parties :(


Especially Batman :D


I dunno, Batmobile lost a wheel, so he used one of Bruce Waynes cars?

Was the guy in costume? That would have made it cool.

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Post by Phosphor » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:27 am

MERLANCE wrote:Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away!
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Post by Thor » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:41 am

They invited Superman but Christopher Reeves couldn't get his wheel chair into the house. :D
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Post by choyrt » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:15 am

Thor wrote:They invited Superman but Christopher Reeves couldn't get his wheel chair into the house. :D
*smacks the living shit out of Thor*

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Post by Runenklinge » Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:11 am

first cake and then leaves?

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Post by Jan » Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:38 am

...and then the homeowner tries to turn the man into a criminal, that's pathetic. :haksthumbsdown:

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Post by Fluffy17 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:03 pm

Janmanden wrote:...and then the homeowner tries to turn the man into a criminal, that's pathetic. :haksthumbsdown:
Indeed he didn't really do anything wrong, just helped himself to some cake.

Uh, it's called trespassing, illegal entry etc etc.
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Post by Jan » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:48 pm

Fluffy17 wrote:
Janmanden wrote:...and then the homeowner tries to turn the man into a criminal, that's pathetic. :haksthumbsdown:
Indeed he didn't really do anything wrong, just helped himself to some cake.

Uh, it's called trespassing, illegal entry etc etc.
Really... Guess I have been spoiled by superheroes... Never stayed to see the lawsuits following the wake of a superhero rescue... I am sure that cake was begging to be eaten, and he could hear it... Probable cause, etc. But a lawsuit for not breaking, but walking entrance, what has happened to tolerance? This was quite clearly innocent practical joking or the peaceful ramblings of mad man. Fooken police state.

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Post by Gorth » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:23 pm

The guy probably played one crpg too many before tilting completely... :lol:

How many homes have you guys forced your way into, searched through cupboards, chests, drawers etc. looking for stuff ?
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Post by Phosphor » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:26 pm

Gorth wrote: How many homes have you guys forced your way into, searched through cupboards, chests, drawers etc. looking for stuff ?
:look:
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Post by Gorth » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:32 pm

Phosphor wrote:
Gorth wrote: How many homes have you guys forced your way into, searched through cupboards, chests, drawers etc. looking for stuff ?
:look:
...in crpgs... :P
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