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Day to day, down the street and around the world
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Post by Joseph » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:11 pm

it wore pink leotards and mauve legwarmers, calling to mind that terrible 80's movie Flash Dance. Since the wintess staements were inclonclusive, the authorities had no choice but to...

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Post by Jan » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:20 pm

call it a saturday night fever impersonating pootie tang with a freshly transplanted dog face onto the hairy butt of George Rumsfeld. Then they all went dancing in their white tuxedos, armed and dangerous, to the sound of Gloria Gaynors "I will survive" as they all had a feeling worse things were to come.

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Post by Joseph » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:30 pm

And indeed they did for John Travolta appeared, trying to bust a move on the disco dance floor. People booed loudly when he appeared and cheered loudly when the mirroed disco ball fell from the ceiling, caving in his skull and there was much rejoicing as the club owner announced...

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Post by Jan » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:43 pm

that Elvis had just left the building, which was really refreshing because he had actually been dead for 25 years and he didn't smell so minty anymore...not that they had actually noticed the stench of death and decay because...

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Post by Noober » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:42 am

because of the miniscule size of his nostrils. The bodily crevice upon his face had become so small and narrow, that he could no longer fit his little toe in it, which eventually led to...
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Post by Jan » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:53 am

the far side. "Well of COURSE I did it in cold blood, you idiot! I am a reptile!" the croc said...

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Post by eqwn » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:55 pm

, but just then, a poacher shot at the croc. He dove under the water, and...
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Post by Ewen Brown » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:36 pm

died

and so no longer having any focus the camera turned a random number of degrees in a random direction, zoomed out and noticed that...
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Post by Magnus » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:13 pm

the lens cap was still on. How ironic, almost like the time when old Bobby the
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Post by silvar » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:45 pm

Squirrel directed the yakmen hordes to reposition the principality of
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Post by Magnus » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:02 pm

Wales-Upon-Hull, only to find out that, well,
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Post by Noober » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:39 am

it didn't exist. It had been laid to waste by the eeevil count Dooku, who, upon arrival on earth, had acquired the most deadly weapon ever made in the Unobula Moxar Starcluster; The
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Post by Magnus » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:07 pm

Tritonium Denobularizer, a weapon of such destructive magnitude, that only the bravery of
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Post by Jan » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:59 am

a fearless bug that has dodged countless debugs and survived several patch attacks was able to

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Post by Magnus » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:10 am

brew enough tea for the wardroom staff to remain happy throughout their voyage.
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