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Favourite Insults?

Post by Joseph » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:43 pm

Do you have an old faithful insult you like to toss off at people? Something you came up with on your own?Share it with us. Mine is;

"Why don't you lick the sweat off my balls while I'm f-ing your gf/wife/mother/grandmother."

With the right delivery, it pisses people off in a big way.

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Post by Lord Elden » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:29 pm

I come up with sarcastic comments when needed.

If someone calls me something, "idiot" for instance, I say: "Nice to meet you." And then I tell him my name...
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Post by Magnus » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:19 pm

Mine's simple, yet I just love the way it rolls off the tongue: Sh**head, usually coupled with a nasty, oftimes sarcastic, remark. For instance "Nice going, sh**head" when someone effs up, has a lovely ring to it.
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Post by Jan » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:38 pm

I rarely insult people unless they actually have wit, that's probably why I never insult anybody here...

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Post by Ewen Brown » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:48 pm

no, i just come up with whatever i need on the spot, though it's been a while since i've had the need to insult someone
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Post by Runenklinge » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:56 pm

Ewen Brown wrote:though it's been a while since i've had the need to insult someone
the best insults don't result from need anyway

they pop into your head in a perfectly peaceful situation...

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Post by Gorth » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:32 pm

No "presets" available here. I usually make it up on the spot, when I get agitated enough. Old ones I remember are among others: "You son of a horny goat!", "You walking lobotomy!" and "Nice, it talks, do they come with brains too ?".

Not really a lot of swearing or vulgarity in there... :cry:

I have to work on my insults.
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Post by Magnus » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:37 pm

Play Monkey Island! A true treasure trove of insults there :)
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Post by Fluffy17 » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:06 am

CatBoris wrote:Play Monkey Island! A true treasure trove of insults there :)
W00t

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Post by silvar » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:19 pm

ESPECE DE MARMOT! yelled at the top of one's lungs is easily my favorite insult yet.
Banana, sandwich, Mule, Shoe, kitchen implements and on one occasion, magnetic tape come in respective areas.

Rolf's wise and wonderful sayings such as :

May your nose fester with the rage of olives!
Your Garden is Overgrown and Your Cucumbers are Soft!
May Shower Scum Devour your head!
Has Your Brain Turned to Half Priced Pastry!?
Have you been drinking milk from a rusty bucket!?

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Post by Zero˚ » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:25 pm

Once in a chat room a wile back I mistook some random guy for a girl

In a defensive switch I come out with…….

“Its not my fault you're more camp than Butlins”

(I do understand that this is a targeted reference, and that people outside of the UK wont get it)
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Post by silvar » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:52 pm

Genius, and so many extra meanings
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Post by MERLANCE » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:44 pm

"Yo mama's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her!"

I rarely use it, but its fun when I do.

I generally just call people moron, or omnor (a little joke between sme and some of my friends)

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Post by Pandaman » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:51 am

"You suck, McBain!"
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Post by Lord Tingeling » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:59 pm

´The monthy python insults are quite a class of their own, really.
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