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Post by Gorth » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:37 pm

http://ekstrabladet.dk/visartikel.iasp?pageID=337107

As usually, simplified English translation by me.


You have to think twice before you take a goat to bed in Sudan.

A man here, has been forced to marry a goat, after the "couple" was caught in the act with their pants down.

The owner of the goat, mr. Alifi tells the Juba Post, that he heard a loud noise and went outside, where he saw the man, Mr. Tombe, "mounting" the goat (mounting being a direct translation from danish).

- When I asked him: What are you doing?, he fell, and I could catch him and tie him up, tells Mr. Alifi.

Mr. Alifi immediately drove Mr. Tombe to the towns elder council who passed the sentence quickly.

Mr. Tombe was sentenced to pay 15.000 sudanese dinars to Mr. Alifi and marry the goat.

We have now given him the goat, and as far as we know, they are still together, says Mr. Alifi.


For some reason, I just can't help thinking about Fallout when reading stuff like that. Not sure why really... :?
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Post by Fluffy17 » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:46 pm

those goats have always been two-timers
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Post by Magnus » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:43 pm

This is the second time I read this... And it's still weirder than anything I've ever heard about. A man? Forced to marry his *goat*? What the hell?
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Post by Ewen Brown » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:46 pm

what's really bugging me about this is that my mind is telling me there was another case like this a few years ago
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Post by Gorth » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:00 am

There was one recently with a man and a camel I think, somewhere in Yemen IIRC :P
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Post by Krazikatt » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:54 am

ewwww... did the man have sex with the camel?

Not that having sex with a camel is any better than a goat I suppose... lol, both are nasty as far as I'm concerned!

Which brings me to another way nasty story. I don't remember where/when I read it (it was a while back) but this lady was rushed to the emergency room because apparently she had sex with her dog and was allergic to its semen. WWWHHAAAA??? That is super nasty.

I don't understand beastiality AT ALL. There are other options besides raping an animal. Seriously.
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Post by Ewen Brown » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:31 am

why did you have to remind me that i heard that as well, it's a good thing i'm not planning on getting any sleep any time soon
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Post by Dodger » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:53 am

Krazikatt wrote:I don't understand beastiality AT ALL. There are other options besides raping an animal. Seriously.
like what? :shock:
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Post by Baley » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:33 am

Like say a Human? Keeping it in the same species and all.

Anyway, my earnest congratulations to Sudan's courageous government. May the light of Allah\Fish\Jesus shine upon time.

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Post by Dodger » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:06 pm

^humans are animals lol
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Post by Joseph » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:30 pm

Note what he said after: "keeping it in the same species..." lol :roll:

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Post by Dodger » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:50 pm

^ok i'll try lol
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Post by Krazikatt » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:38 pm

Or how about *gasp* masturbating if you can't find another consenting adult, and you're really that hard up.
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Post by AngryKidJoe » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:59 pm

I wonder what PETA thinks?
His twisted mind concluded that if he was what he ate, and he wanted to stay human...

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Post by Magnus » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:19 am

Hehehe... "hard up" :mrgreen:
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