In the name of Fish, Repent!

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In the name of Fish, Repent!

Post by Gorth » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:39 pm

I guess it's time to visit the confessor and get forgiveness for my sins, should His Scalyness see fit to do so.

I've been trying, really really trying, but no matter what I do, I can no longer the deny the horrible truth...

I love Greek food. Feta, olives, Gyros, Lamb, Moussaka, Garlic, Souvlaki, everything Greek. I can't walk past a Greek restaurant without getting weak, gawking at the Menu, drooling, pressing my lusty face against the windows, humming tunes by Mikis Theodorakis.

How is a mere human supposed to resist such unholy Greek temptations ?!?
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Post by Ruathavril » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:50 am

I am shocked! How could anyone, let alone a wise old man like you, like feta or olives? They are so distasteful!

Then again, the other things you mentioned...I must admit...there I say it?....I start drooling as well...

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Post by Joseph » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:20 am

Our Lord Fish is displeased with both of you but mostly you Gorth for you have known the teachings of Fish longer than Ruathavril.

REPENT YOU FISHLESS HEATHENS!!!

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Post by Ruathavril » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:25 am

Indeed, I do not know the teachings of Fish at all! Unless it is swimming you are talking about. That I do know very well.
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Post by Joseph » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:33 am

Here you will find the Gospels of Fish...

http://www.winterwind-productions.com/l ... s_of_Fish/

Oh, and the site is buggered in IE and in lower res so uh... use Firefox in a higher res... but regardless... the Gospels of Fish are words to live by no matter how buggered the site is.

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Post by Phosphor » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:40 am

I have some Fish in my freezer.

And to Greek food, all I can say is yummy. Except for lamb.
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Post by Yian » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:32 pm

souvlaki is actually very unhealthy... sooo much fat that's why here most middle aged men are fat ! :P
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Post by Phosphor » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:28 pm

Yep, it is.
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Post by Fluffy17 » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:15 pm

Phosphor wrote: And to Greek food, all I can say is yummy. Except for lamb.
No, lamb's the ony good thing
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Post by Noober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:54 am

Yian wrote:souvlaki is actually very unhealthy... sooo much fat that's why here most middle aged men are fat ! :P
I thought all middle aged greek men were fat!

Oh my God, who has filled me with this nonsensuous bullshit.

I shall now go and drown my self in the Sea of Eternal Damnation

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Post by Fluffy17 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:53 pm

peanut butter pancakes!
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Post by Ewen Brown » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:29 pm

Yian wrote:souvlaki is actually very unhealthy... sooo much fat that's why here most middle aged men are fat ! :P
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Post by Magnus » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:31 pm

Friends, where did the Cult of Fish fail? Did we not proclaim the Evils of the greek loudly enough? Or were the Mercies of Fish too quiet? Fish doth Cry over your *heathen* convictions, but do remember, that Fish is a forgiving God, and that he doth Love all but the greek. Please, do return to the fold, for Fish doth so miss you :(
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Post by Noober » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:11 am

Get real. Fish isn't real. Fish is a shoe that doesn't fit. Fish is older than pope. OB-SO-LIETE!
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Post by Phosphor » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:46 am

I ate Fish for supper last night. With some cardamom-infused basmati rice and glazed organic carrots, accompanied by a 2004 reserve pinot noir.
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