Don't listen to the Fish...join my religion!

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John Arkham
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Don't listen to the Fish...join my religion!

Post by John Arkham » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:37 am

All you have to do is give me all you own (starting with a payment of £5,467) and treat my badly written fiction as fact and you can progress up the spiritual ladder; if you don't you will henceforth be declared uneducated and sent to death camps along with psychiatrists.

Who is with me?

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Joseph
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Post by Joseph » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:33 am

Well, you may find one or two... but that is just proof that you, and they, are doing the biding of the Angler.

Fish is love.

:lordfish:

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Al the Apostle
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Post by Al the Apostle » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:37 pm

Hast thou studied the Sacred Scriptures young John?

Hast thou heard the words of Our Lord Fish? Or felt the warmth of brotherhood as it flows through His Love?

It behooves me to suggest unto thee to read further lest thee fall under the sway of the Angler.

http://www.winterwind-productions.com/l ... s_of_Fish/
V) Honour thy single celled Amoeba that thine days shall be long in the Aquarium, for they were the first of the Lord thy Fish's Children.

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John Arkham
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Post by John Arkham » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:11 pm

Last night the Fish came to me in a dream and told me of my unfishy sins. I henceforth repent and give my life unto the noble pisces.

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Post by Trailer Park Jesus » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:49 pm

I felt and loved your Fish! yum yum yum
magnus wants me. he's so gay.

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Post by Gorth » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:37 am

I always suspected the pink ponies to be a charade... like the sweet drops on the sundew plant.

This guy is the evil temptation personified :cool:
A dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Post by Jan » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:55 am

Gorth wrote:This guy is the evil teentation personified :cool:
Nah, 'is just a teensy weensy teensy, but the yum-yum is pretty scary.

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Al the Apostle
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Post by Al the Apostle » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:39 am

Dear John, Tis good that Fish came to thee in a dream and thou hath seen the light of His Love.
V) Honour thy single celled Amoeba that thine days shall be long in the Aquarium, for they were the first of the Lord thy Fish's Children.

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Post by Fawning Disciple » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:16 pm

Our Lord Fish is a wonderful Lord and it is good that you have seen the True Way to the Aquarium Mr John.
I'd like to be... under the sea... in an Octopus's Garden... with you!

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Post by Ralph the Prophet » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:12 pm

Ah, it warms the cockles of my heart to see yet another convert. I must have our legal department look into how many international members we need before we can get a tax shelter. Fish's work must be done on Earth as it is in the Seas.
XIII) Thou shalt recycle your waste and not dump it into the Sea, for it doth give the Lord thy Fish a nasty cough.

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Post by Magnus » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:14 pm

It is indeed no wonder that Ralph is our Prophet, when he seas so clearly in the muddy waters of life! Indeed, we should strive for tax-exemption status!
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