The Saga of Bloodninja

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The Saga of Bloodninja

Post by Noober » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:52 pm

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Post by ImOnWagner » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:29 pm

what a classic.

One time i cybered as a rhino, it was hawt!
But in reality the cyber and the rhino were just products of my phsycosis.
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Post by Gorth » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:30 am

"I'm spent." :lol:

Awesome. Could have been dialogue in a sitcom.
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Post by John Arkham » Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:58 am

The Best bits:

Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fudge?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 one-eyed trouser snake of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
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Post by Joseph » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:11 am

I remember this bloodninja thing. Somebody posted some of it before.

Maybe if we got this guy to contribute to the ezine, some of you would actually read it and post in the related threads. :roll:

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Post by Trailer Park Jesus » Sun May 04, 2008 6:09 pm

bloodninja is a wuss! i am the only NINJA!!!
magnus wants me. he's so gay.

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Post by John Arkham » Tue May 06, 2008 6:26 pm

I tried to do a similar thing on a cybersex forum I found but it didn't work that well.

Ah well, I'll try again later!
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Post by ImOnWagner » Wed May 07, 2008 3:00 am

it's alot easier to do if you're a middle schooler
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Post by John Arkham » Wed May 07, 2008 11:10 am

Really? In what way, if you don't mind me asking?
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Post by Magnus » Wed May 07, 2008 1:24 pm

Famous last words...
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by ImOnWagner » Sun May 11, 2008 10:53 pm

having only abstract understanding of sexual possibilities and spending >19 hours a day thinking about sex gives the middle schooler most of its advantages. Also, having more time to do less important things helps.
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Post by John Arkham » Mon May 12, 2008 3:53 pm

Ha! I guess you are right! Ah, school days...
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Post by Jan » Mon May 12, 2008 6:02 pm

I remember some online moments late at night, when I was still in science school.. having three girls on at the same time.. I lost track and mixed them up.. messy.

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