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What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:33 pm

Let us start a topic about riddles. It is good for training your brain and with a little wits it can be good for some laughs. They can be well know or you can make up new ones.

I´ll start with the one in the subject: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Gorth » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:14 am

Cladius wrote:I´ll start with the one in the subject: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
Amblyopsidae?

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Joseph » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:24 pm

I'm just going to say "blind".

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Firstborn » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:43 pm

I've actually heard this one before, and when you hear it, it makes a bit more sense. ;)
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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:07 pm

Firstborn wrote:I've actually heard this one before, and when you hear it, it makes a bit more sense. ;)
Yes, it does. However I have only read it and it made sense to me. :)

A hint for everyone who hasn´t heard it, I am almost sure everyone here has read it before, spoken by a drunken dwarf.

The correct answer will be given in a couple of days.

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Firstborn » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:15 pm

Got a riddle, of sorts. Honestly it's mostly just brain exercise. :)
2+7=18
6+9=90
8+4=?

Come on brainiacs, show me whatcha got! ;)
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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:56 pm

Firstborn wrote: 2+7=18
6+9=90
8+4=?
Is the answer 96? :)

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Post by Firstborn » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:02 am

Cladius wrote:Is the answer 96? :)
It is. :)
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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:58 pm

Ha ha. I usually isn´t good at math quiz like that one.

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Jan » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:50 pm

Cladius wrote: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
The question is is actually a bit misleading because it's an one-eyed Fish.

What do you call an one-eyed pirate, with no eye, that prefers coffee just the same and doesn't want to pee again?

And where does that lead if it cease to be and it doesn't even see?

Remove from this an Eee and which country are we likely at?

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:25 pm

Cladius wrote:What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Fssshhhhh..... :cool:


Janmanden: I don´t get your post, maybe I am slow or hangover... or both?

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Jan » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:37 am

Cladius wrote:
Cladius wrote:What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Fssshhhhh..... :cool:
WRONG!! It's a one-eyed trouser snake. <-- No Eyes. Why didn't you think of that?? But then the answer would have been word-filter.

Sorry dude, but ripping the internet of childish riddles is not really cool.


Since the answer to my riddle cannot be googled I guess it's impossible to guess..

Well, If the plural sense covers singularis then anything goes.. and since it is pretty childish.

P-I-R-A-T-E

What do you call an one-eyed pirate, with no eye, that prefers coffee just the same and doesn't want to pee again?

I is removed, T for Tea is replaced with a C for Coffee i.e. Just the same, P is removed.

R-A-C-E

And where does that lead if it cease to be and it doesn't even see?

To be, bend a bit.. From aRe to IS to WAS.. and C is removed.

WAS-A-E

Remove from this an Eee and which country are we likely at?

E is removed.

WASA

That's a swedish brand.. SWEDEN is the answer.

Yes, it's silly, but so is a one-eyed Fish with no eyeS.

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Gorth » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:09 am

That reminds me of one of the more obscure Infocom games I played a few decades ago :?
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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Jan » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:12 am

It reminds me of a headache, so maybe Claudius is on the right track.

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Re: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

Post by Cladius » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:31 pm

Janmanden: Oooookaaaaaaaayyyyyy.......

New riddle, a classic:

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

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