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Post by Magnus » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:08 am

[off colour joke] :look: I hear Caterpillar is doing brisk business in Somalia...[/off colour joke]
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Post by the paperboy » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:59 am

And the final count on the question of:

True or False - Fat people are harder to kidnap

Yes 77.5%
No 22.5%

And for your new survey satisfaction:

If a tree falls on a bear crapping in the woods can anyone hear the smell?

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Post by Magnus » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:21 am

??? - Only if the bear's a catholic.
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Post by Joseph » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:53 pm

Hmm... there is a complete lack of voting in the new poll. While 13 is a nice happy/evil magick number... we've been stuck there for a while.

Tell your friends, spread the word, get out and vote before the wrong lizard wins the election... er... uh... pardon me. What lizard am I talking about? I've no clue.

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Post by Gorth » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:22 am

I seem to remember voting for this already once, but since I am now logging in from a different computer, I can vote again.

The answer is a definite ???

It all depends on what direction the bears butt is pointing and whether is has diarrhea or not and finally the force with which the falling tree squeezes the bear. Sort of when you slam you hand down on a plastic bottle of Heinz'... if it points in the right direction, your friend can hear the ketchup most certainly!

...and feel it... and taste... and be like completely covered in it...
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Post by the paperboy » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:46 am

And the final count for the most recent survey:

If a tree falls on a bear crapping in the woods can anyone hear the smell?

Yes 40%
No 15%
??? 45%


True or False - The Mexican Hat Dance is the official dance of Mexico.

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Post by Joseph » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:17 am

For shame people! For shame!

We've had only 8 bloody votes in the poll. I realise we have a ridiculously disproportionate amount of lurkers to posters on the forums. That's fine. Posting apparently requires more time and energy that most of you have but really, you can't take 1-2 seconds in a bloody survey to click on what is easily the most important vote of the last century???

You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

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Post by Jan » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:48 am

Josan wrote:You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
Then get to work and make twenty polls of the century!!

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Post by Magnus » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:26 am

I'll have you know that I voted, Sarge!
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Post by Joseph » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:47 pm

Good on you Corporal!!!

Hmm... we have some more votes. Damn shame though that the people who visit the forums rarely visit the site and the people who visit the zine rarely visit the site and the people who eat dog vomit don't do anything...

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Post by Gorth » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:13 am

The third option was the only one that sounded vaguely Mexican. I voted for that one :cool:
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Post by Joseph » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:53 am

Ritchie Valens!!! La Bamba!!!

Though one wonders if he'd have had more than just two hits had he not died with Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper in that plane crash.

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Post by Jan » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:22 pm

Josan wrote:.. if he'd have had ...
Interesting.. If he'd had hafffffffoops.. have had.. what's the d?

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Post by Joseph » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:15 pm

In that instance, it's "would": "If he would have had..."

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Post by Joseph » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:17 pm

In that instance, it's "would": "If he would have had..."

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