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Noober
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Post by Noober » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:09 am

Furry faucet fun
Giving glee to everyone
Shine, sprinkling, sprinkling
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Post by Joseph » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:34 am

OK, we definately have to come up with the Top 10 haikus. These are soooooooooooo going on the Lit section of the site.

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Post by Magnus » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:50 am

Award winning stuff
Crammed to the absolute max
With spam forum is
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Magnus » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:10 pm

Pretty woman seen
Swaying hips and jiggly top
In pants I raise tent
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Noober » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:17 pm

Fish is in despair
Camping on lonesome green glades
My tent has collapsed
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Post by Magnus » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:05 pm

Outdoors for nature
Dribble, dribble, rain comes down
Soggy bottom boy
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Joseph » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:52 am

Sleep comes not to me
Coffee fills my bladder, joy!
Who needs laxatives?

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Post by Magnus » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:45 am

Dance my midgets, dance!
Prance now through the forest green
Pink bubbles go ape.
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Noober » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:44 am

He thinks of men hard,
he masturbates in public
Janmanden he is
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Post by Joseph » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:55 am

:shock: :shock: :shock:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Post by Jan » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:29 pm

get a life bitch
stop posting crap about me
hero to zero

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Post by Magnus » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:41 pm

Do not feed the troll
He can get constipated
Stinks up the whole place
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I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Ewen Brown » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:51 pm

enough of this
said an insignificant voice
get some quality
stupidity causes violence

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Post by Joseph » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:26 pm

Quality is as
Quality does except for
When eating dog poo

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Post by Magnus » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:19 am

Cruddy music fun
Laughing hard like cat on grass
Neighbour says shut up
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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