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Post by Noober » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:14 pm

Shut up and die gimp
Get a normal hairline man
I like it like that
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Post by Joseph » Mon May 08, 2006 12:38 pm

Rustling in bush
Furry squirrel army says
"Master, feed us now"

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Post by Magnus » Fri May 19, 2006 7:07 am

Listen up you morally depraved olfactory waste-products! We have a contest for you! You must write a Haiku for us - but with a twist: Write the first two lines (five, then seven syllables) about whatever you want to, but here's the "twist"! The last line must be "Janmanden sucks cock". The winner will be chosen when we damn well feel like it, and will be awarded according to the quality of his/her haiku.

Inspiration can be taken from these, though they may not be submitted for the contest:

Lusting for teen whores
Temporary files filthy
Janmanden likes boys

Men in Greece are odd
Dress in togas, fondle boys
Janmanden feels home

Haikus getting dull
Repeating same old subject
Janmanden is queer

Crossdressing is in
Cats and dogs alike partake
How is boy-toy, Jan?

Keep it in this general vein. Or not at all, according to your (lack of) taste. Heil Smoochy!
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Post by Joseph » Fri May 19, 2006 7:11 am

And the prize for the winner:

A pair of unwashed underwear after a night in a brothel.

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Post by Magnus » Fri May 19, 2006 7:12 am

If you're LUCKY!
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
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Post by Jan » Fri May 19, 2006 10:43 am

I'm speechless and stunned with disgust. I'm not certified for this level of stupidity and immature crap. A little self-moderation, please!

:roll:

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Post by Joseph » Fri May 19, 2006 11:50 am

On the contrary dear Jan, you are the one who set the standard for stupidity and we're working very hard to lower ourselves to your level of immaturity.

For proof, I recommend you click on your own profile and search through your own posts.

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Post by Jan » Fri May 19, 2006 12:13 pm

That's rubbish and you know it. I am quite disappointed that you support and condone CatBoris' actions. Guess I'll have to sort this out myself.

The recent filth you have thrown my way is beneath anyone.

My history is fun-packed, not scum-packed. If I actually hurt someone then I am sorry, but it was never my intention. There has been a few personal attacks, where I had to express myself in ways I don't like.

I am sad to say that you have to the power to moderate, but you completely lack the ability.

I think we had some fun moments, but it's clearly at an end here, that makes me a little sad.

Well... good luck with the site.

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Post by Joseph » Fri May 19, 2006 2:31 pm

Aw... poor Jan is sad and is leaving us. Jan can dish it out but can't take it. Truly a sign of your maturity Jan. And this is what, the 2nd time you've "quit" or the third? I guess some people just can't take a joke. :roll:

EDIT:

I just wanted to say that I almost feel bad. You'r right. We did have some fun but seriously, it really is a case of you can dish it but you can't take it. Or is it that you thought the "banter" would always be between just you and me and you're upset at CB joining in.

Ah well. I'm sure we'll see you sooner or later. For now, I had to edit your location. Oh, and since you deleted your avatar... I gave you a new one.

Come back soon Jan. We really do miss you and it hasn't even been 2 wholel days. :cry:

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Post by Magnus » Sun May 21, 2006 1:10 pm

I too had worries about this thread when I first posted it, but now I see that was only because of my booze-addled mind. I wouldn't worry. Jan is a half-baked troll, and will always come back for more. For you see, he is a glutton for punishment.

You see, the thing that makes taking the piss on Jan so much fun, is that he's such a great victim. You can always count on him launching into some futile little rant that approximates semi-coherence. It's a bit like dangling a piece of paper on a bit of string in front of a kitten, except our kitten is a boorish little troll. But what makes it even more fun, is that Jan is so incompetent at what he does - his rants are are incomprehensible, but not insane in that truly hilarious way. His grammar is terrible, but not in that involuntarily funny way that Lord Sadness had in the beginning. Actually, Lord Sadness has improved by leaps and bounds, and doesn't deserved to be lumped with has-beens such as Jan - sorry about that Lord S.

But Lord Sadness is also better than Janmanden, in that he has actually *learned* and *improved* from his first visits, he has proper things to say, and he knows how to say them without mangling his points or sentences. Janmanden on the other hand, sits in his own little pool of stagnant incompetence, smelling not quite unlike of fermenting hay and wet horse.
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Post by Joseph » Sun May 21, 2006 1:57 pm

Teenage Swedish boy
versus grown up Danish man
Lord sadness pwns j00

Incoherent rant
Bitch bitch bitch I hate you all
Janmanden cries wolf

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Post by Noober » Mon May 22, 2006 9:39 am

Tantrum has been thrown
How the mighty have fallen
Janmanden sucks cock
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Post by Joseph » Mon May 22, 2006 3:23 pm

Jan come back you must
defend from Faroes man who
says you suck dog cock

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Post by Magnus » Mon May 22, 2006 4:22 pm

Preliminary status of the contest:

Noober is in the lead with the (as of yet) only entry!

Josan, whilst you have written several good haikus, you must realise that none of them are eligible for entry into the contest.
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Post by Joseph » Mon May 22, 2006 4:24 pm

Since I own the place, I can rig the judging. MWUHAHAHAHA... erm... did I say that out loud?

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