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Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by the paperboy » Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:01 pm

The fifth in William LJ Galaini's Gamer on a Budget review series sees William take a look at the recent PC port of Sid Meier's Ace Patrol.

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Marcus » Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:50 pm

Godssss! What is this for horrid game and how can it carry Sid Meiers name!? :O

What is this Mars thingy by the way! :)

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by majestic » Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:33 pm

To think that the sort of people who created these wonderful and brilliantly cut gems of gaming are the same that proclaim the end of all hand-held gaming consoles because, hey, you can play on your mobile phone (oh, and the tablet) is sort of laughable, and that's before you actually take a look at playing with those laggy, completely inaccurate touch controls.

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Marcus wrote:Godssss! What is this for horrid game and how can it carry Sid Meiers name!? :O
It's an iOS port. I haven't seen a single good game* on mobile phones yet.

*Disclaimer: By game I do mean something that is a little more complex than Fruit Ninja. Those are fun diversions, but barely anything more.
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Joseph » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:16 am

Mobile games are really just something to pass the time while riding public transit or sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office. Mind you, I have had fun and put hours into things like "Pocket Planes" because there is a certain addictive element to them but really, this was not deserving of a pc port.

And my favourite part of these reviews are the three bits at the end: Why you'd buy it. Why you'd pass on it. Recommended for:

Just hilarious.

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by majestic » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:26 am

Joseph wrote:Mobile games are really just something to pass the time while riding public transit or sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office.
My gameboy certainly did that better, 20 years ago. It most likely still does, all things considered. :haha:
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Trailer Park Jesus » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm

wow. just throw a name on it and hope it sells.

wouldn't have played this anyhow but thanks for the warning! and yeah, the breakdowns at the end are great.
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by choyrt » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:39 pm

Thank you, lads!

Marcus, Sid Meier's Mars was announced after Civ 3 came out. Around... the turn of the century or so....

Fraxis also had an FPS in mind for a while that was supposed to be a more 'twich' based shooter like Rainbow Six. It was announced after Half Life Blueshift came out but canned eventually.

Out of all of his canned projects, Dinosaurs was possibly the most interesting for me.

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Gorth » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:35 am

I actually had two of the "real" Sid Meier sims. One was called "Solo Flight" and the other was "F15 Strike Eagle". Both bloody brilliant games for their time.

This may look dated Mig Alley Ace but those game mechanics are what people expect from a flight sim with the Sid Meier name associated with them.
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by choyrt » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:20 pm

I loved Sid's Red Baron that would boot you to the DOS prompt if you crashed.

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Fluffy17 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:43 pm

Alas my depression isn't desperation. I legitimately thought this would be a cool game
I have no time for flat characters why should I have times for flat people?

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Trailer Park Jesus » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:01 am

wow. they really thought this would be good? i could never be that bored.
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by choyrt » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:36 am

So.... am I being trolled or does this guy have any valid points?

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Gorth » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:12 am

I *think* (because I'm now second guessing a person I don't know) he might just disagree with your expectations in that price range. You base your expectations on something (name and brand recognition), he bases his lack of expectations on something else (low price point). Not really a disagreement about whether the game was any good. About as useful as a glass half full/empty discussion, I know :)
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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by choyrt » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:27 pm

His expectations for the price range are alarmingly narrow. Ten bucks can get you a great game as we've seen on here time and time again. I honestly think he was just trolling me, but I wanted to be sure. I've gotten a number of trolls on the other reviews, but he was the least obvious so I wanted to be sure.

I will never understand the basement dwelling internet troll. While I delight in how the internet has given a voice to all.... I sometimes cringe, too.

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Re: Gamer on a Budget Review - Sid Meier's Ace Patrol

Post by Joseph » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:59 pm

The internet is what it is. People are what they are. It's equally amusing and annoying.

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