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 Post subject: Bitch sticks: a rant of epic stupidity
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2004 2:46 am 
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Read this and you will live forever
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A rousing yarn my good man! You should get yourself a long diamonelle-encrusted cigaratte holder.

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You should get yourself a long diamonelle-encrusted cigaratte holder.


Never! Diamonds cause cancer! It's a fact! Check out my webiste full of conspiracy theoreys and alien photos! It's all fact! Fact, I say!
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Cigarettes are a bad idea. It's best to become addicted to vitamins. They give me a "rush". Addiction makes a person do terrible things. Without going into details, I had to repossess a man's TV and his cool skull ornament today because he owes me 120 dollars. Coke addiction, my friends... it's bad news.

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Joseph
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apoxuponme wrote:
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You should get yourself a long diamonelle-encrusted cigaratte holder.


Never! Diamonds cause cancer! It's a fact! Check out my webiste full of conspiracy theoreys and alien photos! It's all fact! Fact, I say!


What website??? When did you get a website???

And btw, I still smoke Cameo's. I am very manly but I always wondered about you and Trevor and your pack o' Kools.

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I have a Camel ashtray. American cigarettes are where its at.

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Ack, the police made me give back the TV and skull, even though I was clearly in the right. Kicking people's doors in and threatening them surely is more of a crime than taking someone's TV and skull as collateral.

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:lol: You said what?! :lol:
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:lol: You said what?! :lol:


More than you. Let's face the facts my friend.

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Joseph
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I'd just like to say that, due to this post, I bought a pack of Kool's yesterday and they are not very cool. The green stripe on the filter is somewhat less than masculine. I sold them to a rummy for .25

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Haha, did you really sell them to a street vagrant for that amount of money?

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No. Smokes ain't cheap. Well, they are on the Res.

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Joseph
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Bump. I just read this again. I like it. Lots. I'm bored, slightly insane and I can't sleep.

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I'm glad you bumped this... probably wouldn't have read it if you hadn't. Well... i read it, i liked it, but i can't relate to it.. is think all the cigarettes sold here would be considered bitch-sticks. I try to be masculine, but my brand is Prince White... the name of a bitch (but talented) popstar :)

Anyway... i can always even up my bitchyness meter by admitting that i smuggled them. BWUAAAHAHAHHARrgghh :twisted:

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63 dollars on cigarettes? sounds a bit much..

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