Haiku for you!
- Magnus
- Posts: 5116
- Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:46 am
- Title: Oh my giant of Lannister
- Location: I, cat loon
- Contact:
Haiku for you!
In soviet Russia
Haiku write you with pencil
Stabbing hurts my spleen
Oh great Cthulhu
All your base are belong to
us for great justice
Tiny gnomes shout out
For my gangsta brothers yo
Pimp them bitches yeah
Fallout Boy or Pip
Eternal question is hard
Where is my popcorn?
Of Nameless One said:
To lead with your stem do not
Sneak like hot Tiefling
Haiku write you with pencil
Stabbing hurts my spleen
Oh great Cthulhu
All your base are belong to
us for great justice
Tiny gnomes shout out
For my gangsta brothers yo
Pimp them bitches yeah
Fallout Boy or Pip
Eternal question is hard
Where is my popcorn?
Of Nameless One said:
To lead with your stem do not
Sneak like hot Tiefling
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!
I sleep all night, and I read all day!
- Magnus
- Posts: 5116
- Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:46 am
- Title: Oh my giant of Lannister
- Location: I, cat loon
- Contact:
Hmmm, haikus are boring. I think I'll just go with lewd jokes for now. Feel free to join.
A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house. "That'll be Agnes," said the madam. "Go to room four, and I'll send her up."
"Fine," said the lumberjack, "and tell her to bring a couple of beers." In due time, Agnes appeared. She put the two bottles of beer on the floor, took off her negligee, positioned herself on her hands and knees and pointed to her pussy.
"No! No!" exclaimed the lumberjack. "In the bed, the old fashioned way!"
"Sure pal," grunted Agnes, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."
Q: What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
A: Porridge
A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house. "That'll be Agnes," said the madam. "Go to room four, and I'll send her up."
"Fine," said the lumberjack, "and tell her to bring a couple of beers." In due time, Agnes appeared. She put the two bottles of beer on the floor, took off her negligee, positioned herself on her hands and knees and pointed to her pussy.
"No! No!" exclaimed the lumberjack. "In the bed, the old fashioned way!"
"Sure pal," grunted Agnes, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."
Q: What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
A: Porridge
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!
I sleep all night, and I read all day!
I dedicate this haiku to the arsemonkeys.
I dub thee Shit, that floats in toilet
A shit is falling
From the bottom to the top
What's up, doc(tor)?
I dub thee Shit, that floats in toilet
A shit is falling
From the bottom to the top
What's up, doc(tor)?
I think you manage quite well without any excuses.CatBoris wrote:I think haikus were invented so that people like me could waste time and effort producing a bunch of... well, arse.
- Fluffy17
- Posts: 2495
- Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:16 pm
- Title: Token Archer Fan
- Location: Battling Daleks with Claudia Black at my side on the Enterprise
A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.Noober wrote:What's the point with Haiku's? They seem like nonsense to me, but then again, i never was poetic..
I have no time for flat characters why should I have times for flat people?
I'm Otto von Bismarck watch me blow, watch the butterflies coming out of my nose.
"You can't choose what bothers you, that's why it bothers you."
-Rachel Duncan
I'm Otto von Bismarck watch me blow, watch the butterflies coming out of my nose.
"You can't choose what bothers you, that's why it bothers you."
-Rachel Duncan
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest