Haiku for you!

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:20 am

In soviet Russia
Haiku write you with pencil
Stabbing hurts my spleen

Oh great Cthulhu
All your base are belong to
us for great justice

Tiny gnomes shout out
For my gangsta brothers yo
Pimp them bitches yeah

Fallout Boy or Pip
Eternal question is hard
Where is my popcorn?

Of Nameless One said:
To lead with your stem do not
Sneak like hot Tiefling

Noober · Post by **Noober** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:45 am

Sometimes i wonder what the hell is wrong with you... My co-workers are probably thinking the same thing about me right now...

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:58 am

Hmmm, haikus are boring. I think I'll just go with lewd jokes for now. Feel free to join.

A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house. "That'll be Agnes," said the madam. "Go to room four, and I'll send her up."

"Fine," said the lumberjack, "and tell her to bring a couple of beers." In due time, Agnes appeared. She put the two bottles of beer on the floor, took off her negligee, positioned herself on her hands and knees and pointed to her pussy.

"No! No!" exclaimed the lumberjack. "In the bed, the old fashioned way!"

"Sure pal," grunted Agnes, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."

Q: What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
A: Porridge

Noober · Post by **Noober** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:54 am

What's the point with Haiku's? They seem like nonsense to me, but then again, i never was poetic..

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:38 am

I think haikus were invented so that people like me could waste time and effort producing a bunch of... well, arse.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:30 pm

I dedicate this haiku to the arsemonkeys.

I dub thee Shit, that floats in toilet

A shit is falling
From the bottom to the top
What's up, doc(tor)?

CatBoris wrote:I think haikus were invented so that people like me could waste time and effort producing a bunch of... well, arse.

I think you manage quite well without any excuses.

Noober · Post by **Noober** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:16 pm

Short worm is crying
Torn to bits
The fishy smell of doom

Does that qualify for a haiku?

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:02 pm

A strange ruleset. Haiku: verse of 5-7-5 syllables to a total of 17 syllables, present tense, and a reference or association to nature or the forces of nature and it must be a special event and not a generalization. What do you think?

Noober · Post by **Noober** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:54 pm

Short worm is crying
Winds of winter laugh at him
Fishy doom is looming

how 'bout now?

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:12 am

He is not a man
Small sausage of icy winds
What the hell goes on?

Fluffy17 · Post by **Fluffy17** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:28 pm

That Cop's a mormon
Not a Presbyterian
like Agnes Moorehead

Fluffy17 · Post by **Fluffy17** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:30 pm

Noober wrote:What's the point with Haiku's? They seem like nonsense to me, but then again, i never was poetic..

A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:46 am

A haiku is dumb
That we can all agree on
It does not rhyme well

Post by **Joseph** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:14 am

I happen to like every single haiku in this thread. They give me much pleasure and many giggles. Thank you all.

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:44 am

This is internet
Fish's gift to lazy folk
Buy pizza online

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