Although many choose not to join us, in favour of an afterlife of rest, we feel that the majority still have passion burning in their non-beating hearts, and have not risen, simply because they have no cause, for which they can reach out their decomposed hands out of the wet soil.
Who knows, perhaps YOU, our prospective Comrade, are one of the newly dead.
So tell me, is this not worth leaving your coffin for? Is the cause of Rightly Distributed Brains not one worth fighting for? Isn't a society of Free and Equal Zombies worth believing in?
If you think that these are indeed worthy causes, we would like to welcome you as a friend.
We would like YOU to join the Zombie Communist Party
Zombie Lenin
Zombie Ché
Zombie Stalin
Commrade CatBoris
Commrade Gorth
Breaking News -
The previous pages contain full text and images of an email sent to every major media service in the world.
With the exception of Fox.
Initially, it was thought to be a hoax by hackers in response to a news breif posted on the BBC website:
FBI tries to fight zombie hordes
However reports are now being received of shambling hordes of zombies holding Marxist rallies and crushing the heads of the living like melons, eating their brains.
While most of the world has been taken by surprise the ZCP has being waiting just beneath the ground for over three years.
Will anything stop the undead masses from devouring humanity?
Will the Sea Creatures rise again?
Will the Prophet Ewen ever return?