Half-Life 2 Review
So now the time has come to close the final chapter in this epic review of Half-Life 2. We went through a lot, Gordon and I, and finally we did drive the hell spawn back through their infernal gate…
Month: April 2005
Sit On the Pews and Be Filled With God From the Bum Upwards
Two weeks ago I was walking down the street, searching for my gold crucifix that I had lost in a knife fight with a devil worshiping thug named Kip when I saw a puddle of water mixed with gasoline that formed itself into the image of Jesus’ kneecap.
Freedom Force vs the 3rd Reich Review
The story is written in the same spirit as the comics the game pays homage to and it’s all good fun. Personally I am not a huge fan of time travel stories, but in this setting it works.
Hangovers and Hate: an Easter Story
I walk in and there are all the typical annoying idiots everywhere! You couldn’t swing a dead cat around and not hit an annoying person. Allow me to recall this sea of humanity to you: