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The Latrine

The Latrine – Satire, sarcasm and sometimes, a sincere message. The writer makes no apologies… well, maybe some… Some of these are filler. A good idea with a bad execution. A funny thought with not enough follow up. After all, why do you think this section is called “The Latrine”??? There isn’t a piece here that couldn’t do with a re-write…

Well, except for “Pong Rocks!”. It is, quite simply, the most brilliant piece of writing that you will ever read.

~ Joseph Avery-North

Horn Honkers, Their Friends, Voices in Their Head and Weed

May 27, 2020May 13, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

They smoke a joint. S starts acting, well, differently than most people when they smoke a joint. G and I both wonder aloud if S needed to smoke anything. I privately wonder if she still hears the voices.

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The Good Old Days or “You look at me as if I were Mephistopheles”

May 27, 2020February 21, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

Anyhow, the thing with Mephistopheles is that we are all Mephistopheles. Or we could be. I certainly get looked at as if I am. A pariah sure, I can see that. After all, I’m writing an article for a website subtitled “You look at me as if I were Mephistopheles”.

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Romance Writers – Lowest of the Low

April 17, 2021January 7, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

Who reads these romance paperbacks? We’ve all seen them. They are everywhere. Sitting on buses. Sitting in laundromats. Sitting on buses on their way to laundromats…

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The Official “I Hate Christmas” Party

May 26, 2020December 24, 2004 by Winterwind Productions

The “I Hate Christmas Party” first began in the early 90’s. If I had to guess (which I don’t but will anyhow), I’d say ’91 or ’92. Good times. Good years as I recall them hazily through a haze of… well, never mind.

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