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Written Warning

Written Warning – apoxuponme has struggled with the demon of sarcasm since childhood. Years ago, with his discovery of the Internet in a dark sacred cave on an Indian burial ground, a way to release these demons to the world was found. And so comes Written Warning, where we can see the true casualty of overextended internet use.

The One Weakness of the Witch

May 27, 2020August 13, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

Well, the dream job couldn’t last forever. The video game store closed down and I was unemployed. But, the good news was that I would never see Christine again… Or would I?

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Sit On the Pews and Be Filled With God From the Bum Upwards

May 27, 2020April 11, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

Two weeks ago I was walking down the street, searching for my gold crucifix that I had lost in a knife fight with a devil worshiping thug named Kip when I saw a puddle of water mixed with gasoline that formed itself into the image of Jesus’ kneecap.

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Hangovers and Hate: an Easter Story

May 27, 2020April 1, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

I walk in and there are all the typical annoying idiots everywhere! You couldn’t swing a dead cat around and not hit an annoying person. Allow me to recall this sea of humanity to you:

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I Hate Monkeys

May 27, 2020March 21, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

“Koko and Paul are challenging each other for supremacy of the clan… Koko is bigger, but Paul has a greater reach and is the odds on favorite for this match up of big time monkey fighting, right here!… on!… P.B.S.”

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The Smiting of My Insert Key: A Photo Essay of Smiting

May 27, 2020February 21, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

The terrible death throes of the plastic key were music to my psychotic ears, let me tell you for real.

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The History of Mustard

October 17, 2022January 9, 2005 by Winterwind Productions

This piece is a comedy/satire piece. Some may find it funny, some may find it offensive. But it’s no worse than your average episode of South Park or Family Guy.

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M. Night Shyamalan, you suck!

May 26, 2020December 9, 2004 by Winterwind Productions

Once you see them, you know exactly what is going on in the movie and it changes your attitude in a heartbeat; “Oh. Okay, I am now watching a comedy.”

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