Music, Comedy & Social Commentary
Written Warning – apoxuponme has struggled with the demon of sarcasm since childhood. Years ago, with his discovery of the Internet in a dark sacred cave on an Indian burial ground, a way to release these demons to the world was found. And so comes Written Warning, where we can see the true casualty of overextended internet use.
Never put your jacket on the back of your chair, as that is a fire hazard and could hinder someone from getting to an exit when they are fleeing from a fire, which could possibly have been caused by a jacket that was placed on the back of a chair.
-Kristian: Is there any thing else I may assist you with?
-You say: Yeah… WTF is gehwolfoot care?!?!
The next morning, I wake up behind the shed in my back yard holding a lawn gnome in what I can only call a “romantic embrace”. No matter. I’ve done worse.