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Post by Magnus » Mon May 22, 2006 4:27 pm

Pah! If you do that, I'll rig the results! And using my magic powers, I'll cause your toilet to seize up!
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Joseph » Mon May 22, 2006 4:28 pm

And I'll give Janmanden your address and phone number! :twisted:

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Post by Magnus » Mon May 22, 2006 4:30 pm

Well, if he had any sort of imagination, he could get them himself, so nyah!
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Post by Joseph » Mon May 22, 2006 4:35 pm

Oh yeah... well

Jan wears baby clothes
sleeps in crib with teddy bear
Janmanden sucks cock

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Post by Joseph » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:38 pm

because it's been over a month since our favourite madcap whipping boy was here... and just so no-one forgets we love him...

Tasty food in mouth
stinky poopoo from bum
Janmanden says joy

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Post by Magnus » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Ever so silent
Conversations make sense
Janmanden sucks cock
I do bugger-all, but that's OK;
I sleep all night, and I read all day!

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Post by Joseph » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:47 pm

Ah... your back to that vein are you? (HAHAHA! What a pun!)

Quiet stillness yes
hands too busy to type
Janmanden sucks cock

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Post by Noober » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:26 am

kissing with the Fish
caressing his godly scales
janmanden sucks cod
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Post by AngryKidJoe » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:23 pm

*begins casting a necromantic spell*

Thread, rise from the dead
Un-closet the skeletons
No tears to be shed

Who says they can't rhyme?
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Re: Haiku for you!

Post by Fluffy17 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:27 pm

What have I done now
Another try at fame now
Janmanden come home
I have no time for flat characters why should I have times for flat people?

I'm Otto von Bismarck watch me blow, watch the butterflies coming out of my nose.

"You can't choose what bothers you, that's why it bothers you."

-Rachel Duncan

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Post by AngryKidJoe » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:28 pm

Why is this not in Creative Arts 101? The moderators around here sure are lazy.
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Re: Haiku for you!

Post by Fluffy17 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:34 pm

aren't you a mod Joe?
I have no time for flat characters why should I have times for flat people?

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Post by AngryKidJoe » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:41 pm

I might've been at one Point, but I was also a moderator on Black-Isle Studios, Obsidian Entertainment and Sammy Studios (now High Moon Studios, where KraziKat works) so I had my plate full.
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Post by Joseph » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:43 pm

AngryKidJoe wrote:Why is this not in Creative Arts 101? The moderators around here sure are lazy.
Because it was in the old spam forum and that was merged with Open Discussion.
Fluffy17 wrote:aren't you a mod Joe?
Not for a few years. Merl's a mod because he's running the rpg. Gorth is an admin because we need a backup just in case I ever get hit by a bus.

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Re: Haiku for you!

Post by AngryKidJoe » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:45 pm

I, the Bus Driver.
Pedal to the metal, Joe!
Run over the Joseph.
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