How To: Forum Posts

[Satan's Onion]

And videogames! They're not going to play themselves, y'know!

[Gorth]

Well, we know precious little about you (I blame that on your low post count *hint!*), so what video games is it exactly that doesn't play themselves? It sure as heck isn't dungeon siege or progress quest

[Satan's Onion]

Mostly it's pretty old games, on account of I'm poor. (I still have my SNES set up and ready for playing. It's a good machine.) I like me a good console RPG, like Chrono Trigger--or even a not-so-good one, if I can name the characters after swear words =P .

And thanks to the Internet I've discovered a lot of what I missed out on back when the SNES was current-gen, too. (F'rinstance, I really wish I'd known about EarthBound earlier. God, that's an excellent little game.)

[Trailer Park Jesus]

haha! still slower than shit. you need to threaten or bribe people to post. i've seen scat fetish forums with more traffic

[Melodie]

do I have over 100 posts?

[Joseph]

You're at 252. A palindromic number hankinator would have been proud of.

[Trailer Park Jesus]

hey melodie! we need more babes here so get posting including any dirty pics you might have of yourself

[AngryKidJoe]

I should fix the graphic that says "Congratulations. You're one step close[r] to being less retarded." I forgot the 'r' in 'closer'.

[Joseph]

We should develop a device that delivers an electric shock (increasing in intensity and duration) for each day that passes that our members don't post.

[AngryKidJoe]

Some may not post simply due to the excitement it would invoke.

[Joseph]

Ya know, I've spent more time lately deleting spammer posts than reading and replying to anything from our members. And it's not because we're particularly overwhelmed with spammers. So, just my thoughts on the matter, but... everyone should read and then act upon AKJ's most excellent "How To: guide in the opening post. *insert appropriate smiley here*

[Jan]

Well.. I just find AKJ's guide to be really confusing, because it's got a forum that doesn't exist in it.. I just see the Gospels of Fish and my eyes begin to water and I can't see shit.. how do the hell do you expect me to post anything around here in a state like that??

[Joseph]

Well, the third incarnation of the spam forum may be gone but posting is posting and it's so easy I just can't fathom why we don't do it more around here. Mind you, there have been times where I've been inclined to make a post but with forum activity being what it is, I pause, think "why bother?" and don't make the post. I can't help wondering how many others here do the same actually. At least the traffic/views to the site/ezine are respectable if not the comments.

[Trailer Park Jesus]

what is with you people at winterwind?

don't any of you know how to post? bet you can all spam facebook though. i like this place cos it's small and most of you are pretty smart and it's like a soap opera. i go away. i come back and... nothing. post maggots post!

[Gorth]

Nope. Don't have a facebook account, so no spamming that one