Welcome to the Humour section of Winterwind.
The content here is a variety of the absurd and (perhaps) slightly insane. We're extremely funny. Brilliantly so. It's just not well known because we've hid in our own little corner of the internet. Until now. And yes, America, and those in Canada who don't know that Canada is part of the British Commonwealth, there is indeed a "u" in "humour".
Submissions are welcome and encouraged as always. As long as someone thinks it's funny.
Contact us if you'd like to contribute.
An Interview With Stan Q. Berrick by Nathan Frederick Garden - added November, 2013
An Interview With Alexander F. Rikka by Nathan Frederick Garden - added September, 2013
A Protest Vote by Michael S. Collins - added July, 2013
Arising from the ashes of the terrifying war between Zombie Communism and the Sea Creatures comes a message of Love, of Total Brotherhood, of sharing the Sacred Feces of Fish with thine neighbour. Just be sure you remember to listen to Octopus's Garden thrice daily.
The Mysteries of Fish by Brother Magnus added July, 2008
A Testament of Fish's Love by Brother Joseph and Brother Magnus added May, 2006
The 13 Commandments of Fish by Brother Joseph and Brother Magnus added April, 2006
Satire, sarcasm and sometimes, a sincere message. The writer makes no apologies... well, maybe some... Some of these are filler. A good idea with a bad execution. A funny thought with not enough follow up. There isn't a piece here that couldn't do with a re-write...
Well, except for "Pong - Good!". It is, quite simply, the most brilliant piece you will ever read.
Irrational Fears - added October, 2009
Impotent Rage - added July, 2009
Untitled Resolutions #9 - added December, 2008
Then Let Them Die - added December, 2008
The Bi Vibe? - added October, 2008
Journal of a Job Seeker - added October, 2008
Nothing Important Happened Today - added July, 2007
Reasons Not To Trust Women # 826 - added March, 2007
Born Again in Budapest - added December, 2006
Merry Humbug, Bah Christmas - added December, 2006
The Art of Celibacy - added October, 2006
The Messiah Complex and Judas' Kiss - added July, 2006
Retro Gaming Review: Pong - Good! - added March, 2006
If You Could Change the Past - added July, 2005
Horn honkers, their friends, voices in their heads and weed - added May, 2005
The Good Old Days - added February, 20055
Romance Writers: Lowest of the Low - added January, 2005
the Official "I Hate Christmas Party" - added December, 2004
apoxuponme has struggled with the demon of sarcasm since childhood. Years ago, with his discovery of the Internet in a dark sacred cave on an Indian burial ground, a way to release these demons to the world was found. And so comes Written Warning, where we can see the true casualty of overextended internet use.
The One Weakness of the Witch - added August, 2005
Hangovers and Hate: an Easter story - added April, 2005
I Hate Monkeys - added March, 2005
The Smiting of My Insert Key: A Photo Essay of Smiting - added February, 2005
The History of Mustard - added January, 2005
M. Night Shyamalan, you suck! - December, 2004
apoxuponme's Guide to Working in a Call Center - added November, 2004
Bitch sticks: a rant of epic stupidity - added November, 2004
The job of a tech support dude - added November, 2004
Live Customer Service Reps - added November, 2004