The Mysteries of Fish
This addition to the Gospels of Fish, brought to us by Brother Magnus, appeared in Issue 9 of The Winterwind Papers ezine, July, 2008.
The Gospels of Fish
Arising from the ashes of the terrifying war between Zombie Communism and the Sea Creatures comes a message of Love, of Total Brotherhood, of sharing the Sacred Feces of Fish with thine neighbour. Just be sure you remember to listen to Octopus’s Garden thrice daily.
A Testament of Our Lord Fish’s Divine Empathy, Compassion and Profound Sorrow
A Testament of Our Lord Fish’s Divine Empathy, Compassion and Profound Sorrow as relayed by Brother Joseph and Brother Magnus
The 13 Commandments of Our Lord Fish
And Lo, didst Saint Al the Apostle swimeth unto the Great Reef where his eyes didst behold the Burning Plankton. And through the Burning Plankton came one of the Arch Sea Anemones, riding atop a Golden Sea Horse.
Interludes from the Scriptures: Al the Apostle’s letters to Sweden
Mattias the Non-believer says:
What differs fish from spam?
Brother Joseph says:
Spam is spam.
Fish is the Gospel.
It is a religious movement.
If you ever paid attention you’d know that.