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The Gospels of Fish

Arising from the ashes of the terrifying war between Zombie Communism and the Sea Creatures comes a message of Love, of Total Brotherhood, of sharing the Sacred Feces of Fish with thine neighbour. Just be sure you remember to listen to Octopus’s Garden thrice daily.

The Mysteries of Fish

May 27, 2020July 21, 2008 by Winterwind Productions

This addition to the Gospels of Fish, brought to us by Brother Magnus, appeared in Issue 9 of The Winterwind Papers ezine, July, 2008.

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A Testament of Our Lord Fish’s Divine Empathy, Compassion and Profound Sorrow

May 27, 2020May 7, 2006 by Winterwind Productions

A Testament of Our Lord Fish’s Divine Empathy, Compassion and Profound Sorrow as relayed by Brother Joseph and Brother Magnus

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The 13 Commandments of Our Lord Fish

May 27, 2020April 1, 2006 by Winterwind Productions

And Lo, didst Saint Al the Apostle swimeth unto the Great Reef where his eyes didst behold the Burning Plankton. And through the Burning Plankton came one of the Arch Sea Anemones, riding atop a Golden Sea Horse.

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Interludes from the Scriptures: Al the Apostle’s letters to Sweden

May 27, 2020February 21, 2006 by Winterwind Productions

Mattias the Non-believer says:
What differs fish from spam?
Brother Joseph says:
Spam is spam.
Fish is the Gospel.
It is a religious movement.
If you ever paid attention you’d know that.

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